Andrew (while pointing to his chest): "Name...Andrew".
Momma: "How old are you going to be?"
Andrew (while trying to hold up two fingers in each hand): "Two".
Momma: "What do you want for your birthday?"
Andrew (full on shout): "A BIKE!"
This went on for a full 10 minutes. I have no idea where he heard of a bike or if he even knows what a bike is...but he's not getting one for his birthday. For months he's been wanting and I quote "a choo-choo train" and well that's what he's getting....maybe the bike will come for Christmas. :)